I make weird faces. I can’t help it. I’m Italian. We are physically unable to control our arms and faces.
Best excuse for punching someone in the face.
actually, perfect ask box meme: pretend you’re a news reporter covering a crime i committed and you just found my blog while looking for information
our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.
this is awesome
WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN
Actually the greatest