Cacoethes of Fate

thebattlefrontier replied to your post: Mpreg is not the answer. Mpreg is the …

you live!

itsalive.mp3

I’ve actually had Tumblr open almost the entire time since my last post.

I just never do anything on it.

Mpreg is not the answer.

Mpreg is the question, and “NO” is the answer.

velociraptarts replied to your post: Sex tip level: Cosmo.

put ice cubes on his titties and pretend you aren’t interested

Did you watch the grapefruit video I posted earlier?  You should watch the grapefruit video.

Sex tip level: Cosmo.

Have you ever been grapefruited?

I have no words to convey my feelings about this video, other than HOLY SHIT.

scribeling:

Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.

That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.

siren Maya from Borderlands2 + 63

sheisdrawntothefire:

I thought it was important to make sure y’all had access to the actual video of Chris Pratt braiding hair because it’s pretty important. You’re welcome. 

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

mega-nymphia:

I’ll post this on my art blog later, but it’s so recent that tagged posts won’t show up! 
Anyway here I am jumping on the Pokemon shaming bandwagon. Diva Pyroars give me life

mega-nymphia:

I’ll post this on my art blog later, but it’s so recent that tagged posts won’t show up! 

Anyway here I am jumping on the Pokemon shaming bandwagon. Diva Pyroars give me life