Cacoethes of Fate

velociraptarts replied to your post: Sex tip level: Cosmo.

put ice cubes on his titties and pretend you aren’t interested

Did you watch the grapefruit video I posted earlier?  You should watch the grapefruit video.

Sex tip level: Cosmo.

Have you ever been grapefruited?

I have no words to convey my feelings about this video, other than HOLY SHIT.

scribeling:

Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.

That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.

siren Maya from Borderlands2 + 63

sheisdrawntothefire:

I thought it was important to make sure y’all had access to the actual video of Chris Pratt braiding hair because it’s pretty important. You’re welcome. 

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

mega-nymphia:

I’ll post this on my art blog later, but it’s so recent that tagged posts won’t show up! 
Anyway here I am jumping on the Pokemon shaming bandwagon. Diva Pyroars give me life

mega-nymphia:

I’ll post this on my art blog later, but it’s so recent that tagged posts won’t show up! 

Anyway here I am jumping on the Pokemon shaming bandwagon. Diva Pyroars give me life

 - WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?
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tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

exfatalist:

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dontgigglesherlock:

Favourite moment from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Can we take a moment to realize that out of ALL THINGS TO POSSIBLY WATCH Steve watches Saw?

No. Guys, no. This is not a reference to Saw.

It’s a reference to the 1983 movie WarGames.

The entire joke is that in WarGames, the main character accidentally connects with a government supercomputer that controls all the U.S. military arsenal. The computer asks him “Shall we play a game?” and what the guy thinks is a game is the computer trying to start WWIII between the United States and Russia.

In this scene, Steve and Natasha are accessing a hidden supercomputer with a mysterious flashdrive seemingly controlled by an AI. Natasha references WarGames and the potential of accidentally starting a war by accessing the computer.

That’s it, guys. That’s the joke. It’s a really funny joke. Whereas a Saw reference would literally make zero sense in this scene.