Cacoethes of Fate

I just spent like 20 minutes making a list of Pokemon to choose from for each gym in Hoenn.

Considering adding in a couple gyms with different types (one of which will probably be a quiet shout-out to the fic that inspired me to actually read the PTU rules and get a game set up).

I’m mildly amused by what I put together for May, who took over the Mauville gym.  She’s just like “pick one type?  Motherfucker, I fought Kyogre and Groudon.  At once.  Fuck that.”

And now she and Juan share the tradition of being the last gym trainers challenge.

(There are two really popular pictures in Hoenn that are related to significant setting events.  One is May riding her Salamence while her entire team fought to defend Sootopolis from the rampaging Kyogre and Groudon.  The other is Brendan on his Flygon, flying through a hole in the clouds into a ray of sunlight as Rayquaza broke through the clouds behind him, with Kyogre and Groudon in the foreground.)

(Her Blaziken and Zangoose are regarded as two of the ballsiest motherfuckers in Hoenn, because they were up close and personal.)

kinseycoatedfury:

Why isn’t the reward for winning Iron Chef an Iron Man suit except not for fighting and shit but built for maximum cookage? Someone get on this shit. 

… Fuck mountain climbers.

The exercise, not the people.

A raksha in my campaign has crafted terrifying beasts to hunt down any intruders in their stronghold.

Their bark causes nearby intruders to roll a Valor check.

(Based on the reactions of visiting friends before our dog died, one of those yapping and running at you is terrifying.)

Not gonna lie, like half the reason I’m excited about running PTU is because I want to hear people’s reactions to realizing the terror of a pack of tiny dogs called Poochyena.

Found your blog looking through the photo dump on pleated-jeans and wanted to reblog one post. Ended up falling in love with all your posts. As soon as I find the follow button (because my mobile doesn't show it) I'll be following you. :) keep up the entertaining posts ^_^

I LOOKED AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT POST IT WAS.

(I think I’ll take a brake from meandering the maze of ideas I’ve got from the Pokemon Tabletop: United rules to see what’s going on here.)

Oh don't mind me, I'll just be over here casually reblogging everything in your blog.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM?

I’m not even posting anything right now!

sandorandthehounds:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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This is amazing

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

crocspaperscissors:

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines???

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why

someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi

now im interested

did a burrito vending machine not interest you????